Thanks Adelaide. Thanks for the Fruchocs.

Adelaide, I thank you. I thank you on this blog, a wounded afterthought of trying to keep the wheels on the train (I wrote that sentence quickly and have decided to preserve the three unintentionally mixed metaphors).

Here’s what I want to do:

  • Write hilarious blog posts.
  • Upload wicked vlogs
  • Tweet constantly
  • Exercise more
  • Eat veg
  • Be better

Not all of these things are happening. But my desire to do so continues unabated.

My other desire is to say: THANKS VERY MUCH ADELAIDE. Y

ou guys were really marvelous. Honestly, the month surpassed all my expectations. I met some lovely people, saw gorgeous Adelaide, met a mayor, had a run in with bigots, swam with tuna and did one great show.

South Australia, I don’t know when I’m going to be back. I’d love to be back next year but suspect I’ll be in the United Kingdom of Britain and England and Scotland and Wales and, controversially, some parts of Ireland. But when I do come back I look forward to seeing you.

Luv ya. Xx