Linda and I met in front of Wyndham’s Theatre. The air thick with rain yet to fall and muggy with the sort of heat that makes everything stick. Everything stick. Our eyes met, and she gave me this cheeky look that is apparently called: “Japanese Eyebrows”.
Enough if that, I’m somewhat concerned that the last act Linda saw was Russell Howard. Now, I’m not saying you can’t like Russell Howard and Sanderson Jones but we are not naturally part of the same comedy Venn diagram. To my knowledge, the police have never interviewed Russ., after a disgruntled punter (a disgrunter?) complained that his show contained indecent pictures of children.
407 to go.